Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Monday, December 3, 2018

Please President Assad, Arm The Protesters In France To End This 'Brutal Crackdown'" [Satire]

Brandon Turbeville
Activist Post 
December 3, 2018

After weeks of massive protests taking place in France, one thing is clear; the French people have had it with the current regime. After decades of oppression by an increasingly out of touch elite, economic stagnation, a repressive police state, and now rising fuel prices, the French people are finally standing up and demanding that the status quo give way to the ever burgeoning concept of democracy.

Almost as soon as the protests began, the Macron regime launched a brutal crackdown on protesters, even going so far as to use chemical weapons against unarmed people in their attempt to stifle the sparks of democracy. Hundreds of innocent people have been injured at the hands of the regime’s security forces. Dozens of arrests have also been made with victims presumably being taken to Macron’s torture chambers.

The recent Macron regime attempt to raise fuel prices yet again seems to be the straw that broke the camel’s back and, combined with images of Macron jetting across the world, eating decadent meals, and parading himself in his life of luxury, the distance between the regime and the people has been demonstrated for all to see.

But raising fuel taxes is only one of many crimes of the regime against the French people. Willful shipping of French industry to third world countries has left many French people unemployed while the regime continues to confiscate the wealth of those fortunate enough to have work through exorbitant taxation. In addition, the regime crushes any dissent without hesitation after having disarmed the population in order to make resistance even less of a possibility. Free speech and even free thought does not exist in France where the regime punishes questioning state narratives with jail time and any political opposition figures are forced to undergo psychiatric evaluation.


Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Ridiculous Guardian Smear Piece Results In Epic Satire

Brandon Turbeville
Activist Post
December 19, 2017

In perhaps one of the most ridiculous propaganda pieces of the year[FBT1] , the Guardian’s Olivia Solon has published an article coming to the aid of the Nusra Front propaganda wing known as the White Helmets and labeling anyone who dare criticize the group as “conspiracy theorists,” “alt right,” or “Russian propagandists.”

“The Guardian has uncovered how this counter-narrative is propagated online by a network of anti-imperialist activists, conspiracy theorists and trolls with the support of the Russian government (which provides military support to the Syrian regime),” she writes. Adding later that “Despite this positive international recognition, there’s a counter-narrative pushed by a vocal network of individuals who write for alternative news sites countering the “MSM agenda”. Their views align with the positions of Syria and Russia and attract an enormous online audience, amplified by high-profile alt-right personalities, appearances on Russian state TV and an army of Twitter bots.”

In other words, if you don’t believe the White Helmets are precious gifts from God, you are a racist nazi and paid Russian conspiracy theorist troll. Nice work, Olivia. We can only imagine how long it took you to come up with that. At least it’s original though . . . right?


Thursday, April 13, 2017

In Response To UA Incident, Donald Trump Orders Missile Strikes On United Airlines (Satire!)

Brandon Turbeville
Activist Post
April 12, 2017

After watching the horrendous footage of an Asian doctor being beaten and dragged from a passenger jet, President Donald Trump has ordered missile strikes against United Airlines as a response for what he has deemed “horrible brutality.”

Trump, speaking before reporters, stated that “Even beautiful doctors were forcibly removed from the flight. No child of God deserves to suffer such horror.”

Trump’s response involved the launching of Tomahawk missiles against the United Airlines terminal, a strike that cost only $9 million, bolstering Trump’s reputation as a financial conservative. According to Trump’s official statement, “many, many planes” were destroyed and the amount of damage was “huge.”

Democrats in the House and Senate responded with fury, however, demanding that Trump also damage the runway and bomb all other airlines at the airport. Republicans denounced Trump’s refusal to use the word “radical Islamic terror” when describing the incident.

Hillary Clinton immediately took to the airwaves to demand that Trump bomb all airports, destroy all planes, and kill all passengers in the Western Hemisphere. She stated that she argued this plan to the Obama administration. Unfortunately, the President was too busy killing civilians in foreign countries to focus on murdering them at home, an example of how the U.S. government is so starved of money from low taxes to operate efficiently.


Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Truth on the Tracks with Brandon Turbeville - January 18, 2016

Brandon Turbeville
BrandonTurbeville.com
January 19, 2016

Truth on the Tracks with Brandon Turbeville - January 18, 2016

Brandon interviews Chris Veritas of SomeCryWolf.blogspot.com and ChrisVeritas.blogspot.com. The two discuss Veritas' satire and op-ed material and a number of other topics.

Chris Veritas is a satirist and writer as well as owner and operator of ChrisVeritas.blogspot.com (the home for all his op-ed material) and SomeCryWolf.blogspot.com (the home for his satire).

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